Today’s Toddler: February Edition

Home, Body & Mind, Parenting, Reflections

Toddler’s are hilarious. It’s really a good thing, and probably some sort of built-in evolutionary measure to ensure their place in your home, because they can really drive you in.SANE.

And so, I drink wine, and channel my anguish into the arts.

Last month I created a mock-up magazine cover as a spoof of the day-to-day craziness of toddler-dom. It’s what I imagine Miss P would read (you know, if she could read).

I did it again this month. Check out February’s edition:

If you like this sort of thing, and also suffer from Toddler-itis (or remember all-too-well the symptoms), I’ll even include January’s cover:

You, are, WELCOME.

Alessandra Macaluso is the author of What a Good Eater! , Lucy the Bee and the Healing Honey, and The Real-Deal Bridal Bible. She’s also a Qigong and Tai Chi instructor, and overall wellness advocate. Her work has been featured in several anthologies which can all be found on her Amazon author page, and she has contributed to The Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, TODAY Parents, and many other online publications.

Alessandra is a northerner-turned-southerner, enjoying the south with her children, Penelope and Ciro, and her husband, Greg.