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Converting Your Toddler to a Big Bed. (The Struggle is Real.)

converting your toddler to a "big bed" (the struggle is real)

Gather ’round the campfire as I tell you the frightening tale of two parents who made the dumbest decision ever. One that involves a very important and delicate subject: sleep.

All was great in our home as far as sleep went. Penelope was always a rock star sleeper, and Ciro followed suit, logging in twelve hours of uninterrupted sleep pretty much every night. Don’t go hating me just yet. It all goes downhill from here.

Like, waaaaay downhill. As in “Jack fell down and bumped his crown, then Jill rolled down, then the bucket slammed them in the head, then a bear came along and ate them and their bucket” kind of downhill. And it was all brought on by that dumb decision we made: to transition Penelope from her crib to the toddler bed.

The details of why we thought this was a smart idea aren’t important, but the rundown was this: she’s almost three, she’s always done great with change, and she’s been an excellent sleeper. So why not give her a proper bed?

And you know what? It started out wonderfully. We removed the crib rail and put up the toddler bed rail, we showed her the bed, and her face lit up with a HUGE smile. She turned to us and hugged us while exclaiming: “Thank you!!!” before running to her bed and jumping under the covers. She loved it!

Her nap that day went fantastic. Better than fantastic, actually – when she woke up from her nap, she even went and got a book from her bookshelf and quietly read it in her bed while she waited for me. This child! She was amazing! I even took a photo of it. We were so proud.

We all know what pride does to us, don’t we?

Here’s what happened next: that night at bedtime, girlfriend lost.her.mind.

She got curious, so she came out of her room, and discovered that — wouldn’t you know it — there’s a whole world going on outside her door once bedtime happens. We’ll never know what really went on in her head but my guess is that she realized her new toddler superpower to get out of bed at will, open her door and find us – and the freedom was too much for her to take. I think it excited her, piqued her curiosity, and also scared the crap out of her, to the point where she didn’t want to go to bed anymore. Our easygoing girl – the one who anyone could put to bed, who would sleep all night long without a peep – did a giant 180 on her sleep routine.

The next day she was fighting going down for a nap, hard. Screaming, crying…it was ugly. She was already sleep-deprived from the night before, so that didn’t help. Against my gut I took someone’s advice, which was to stay with her just this one time, until she fell asleep.

Just this one time.



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Only, anyone who has experienced a toddler knows that “just this one time” means you signed an oath in blood and animal crackers that you will do this forever and ever and ever.

Staying with her until she fell asleep achieved two very predictable things:

  1. it sparked an outrage every time a nap or bedtime rolled around and I couldn’t stay with her until she fell asleep, and
  2. on the nights I did stay with her, she’d wake up every two hours throughout the night and freak out when she saw I was gone, leaving me no choice but to go back in and do it all over again. Every time.

This was worse than the newborn stage for her or her brother. Every two hours, then sit with her for 45 minutes to an hour until she fell asleep again? All freaking night long?! Nope.


We obliged for a while, but eventually we started seeing stars and losing sanity. It got so bad that we actually had to take turns each night on who would get to sleep and who would have to man the door for when she woke up and came looking for us to put her back to bed.

We were losing our minds, so we aborted mission: we put the crib rail back up. We decided to lower her mattress all the way to the floor, so she couldn’t jump out even if she tried.

She jumped out.

There’s nothing quite as jarring as being in a sound sleep at 1:30 in the morning, and suddenly hear a giant — THUD!!! — followed by the piercing screams of a wailing toddler. One busted lip and a bruised cheek later (plus several years undoubtedly knocked off of our lives), and we were back to the toddler bed. We couldn’t risk her hurting herself, and at this point, it didn’t even matter – she was getting out anyway.

Rock-bottom for us was the night she started waking Ciro up. That to me was the beginning of the end because I CAN’T HAVE THE TWO OF THEM WAKING EACH OTHER UP ALL NIGHT. Even just the thought of it makes me do strange things like WRITE IN ALL CAPS AND YELL AT YOU. I need to be functioning during the day, for everyone’s safety, and this shit was not working anymore.

So we took some steps. And dare I say it: We are finally – finally – at a place where we are back to sleeping pretty well. A place where I feel semi-functional enough to write about it and share with you what we did, just in case there is any chance this could help you, or just in case you want to point and laugh at our sheer stupidity and shenanigans.

I will add the GIANT CAVEAT that I can’t guarantee any of this will work for you, because who knows if it actually worked for us? Maybe in our case she just got tired and sad for us due to all of this trouble she saw us going through, and we just weren’t making it fun for her anymore. Maybe she was like, You know what? I feel bad for them. I’m over it. I think I want to just sleep tonight and let them get back to their boring lives after I go to bed, because I’d rather be sleeping than hang out with these tools.

We’ll never know.

But what I DO know, is that it got notably better after we made a few changes. Here they are (along with my rating of effectiveness for each one):

  1. Get your child an alarm clock. This worked for us. Sort of. She’s not even three yet, so she doesn’t yet understand the concept of clock time. But they sell this adorable little clock manufactured in China and imported by angels from heaven called the “OK to Wake” alarm clock that lights up green at the time you set it. For us, it’s 7AM. It doesn’t always keep her in there, but most nights it does – and she gets super excited to run in our room and tell us that her “light turned green!!!” I would pay for this thing again and again until she goes to college. Here it is: OK to Wake alarm clock. My rating: 4 STARS
  2. We made her a sleep chart. This is just a poster with 5 “Sleep Rules”, plus a reward if she stayed in bed all night. Really it’s a piece of paper on her wall that she cares nothing about, but hey, maybe it will work for you. (We used ours for fire pit kindling.) Here is an example of one: toddler sleep chart. My rating: 1 STAR
  3. We laid down the law. One night, I just couldn’t take it anymore and I lost my patience. I could tell that the more I was giving, the more she was pushing, and honestly I just couldn’t be pushed anymore. I put my foot down. I cared not one ounce about these other things; I went rogue. It wasn’t pretty, and I’m not totally proud of it. I basically told her in no uncertain terms (and probably at a volume the neighborhood dogs responded to) that I was finished with this business, that bedtime was important, and that she was absolutely no longer allowed to get out of bed. But you guys, I swear, she visibly sighed with relief, laid down in her bed and went to sleep. It was as if she said: “THANK YOU. Thank you for finally regulating me and telling me no because I needed boundaries and this shit is exhausting.My rating: 5 STARS
  4. Llama Llama Red Pajama book. Half the time I feel like things directed at my toddler are really guides to help me learn how to parent (I see you, Daniel Tiger), and this book is no exception. HOWEVER, it gave me the tool I needed to explain to her in toddler terms that “mommy is always here”. You can get it here: Llama Llama Red Pajama. My rating: 4 STARS
  5. Leave the door open. She started asking us to leave her door open, so we agreed to leave it cracked slightly – so long as she stays in bed. I think it gives her a sense of control over the situation when I ask her each night if she wants it open, and it puts her at ease enough to fall asleep. My rating: 4 STARS.
  6. Stick to a routine. Ours is as follows: she gets one book before bed, a final drink and/or trip to the bathroom for the night, we tuck her in, kiss her goodnight, the door gets left open (see #5), and we STICK TO IT. She still tests us, but the protests are getting less and less every night because she knows what to expect and that we aren’t messing around anymore (see #3). My rating: 5 STARS.
  7. Be as boring as possible. When she would come out of her room, or try to protest, we would walk her back to bed and stick to the same script: “It’s bedtime now, it’s time to sleep. See you when the alarm clock turns green.” Keeping things as consistent and non-engaging as possible got her to understand she wasn’t getting anywhere with us. Or it just bored her straight into dreamland. We can’t really tell.
  8. We rewarded her in the morning. On the nights where she was good — as in, stayed in bed until the morning, didn’t come out after we put her to bed, etc. — we made a big deal about it the next day. We aren’t big into TV in our house, but occasionally she asks to watch PJ Masks (a Disney cartoon, shocker), so the morning after a really good night we let her pick her breakfast (Mickey Mouse waffles) and put on an episode of PJ Masks afterward. (Damn it, Disney, you annoy me, but thank sweet baby Jesus for your bargaining power.) My rating: 3 STARS

There. That’s all I got. We’re still not fully in the clear so I’m not going to jinx myself, but we are getting close, I can feel it. We have the expected wake-ups here and there but nothing as bad as it was. I’m not a sleep expert, just a tired parent, but I’ll end with the MOST important PSA we could pass along: WAIT AS LONG AS POSSIBLE TO TRANSITION YOUR CHILD OUT OF HIS OR HER CRIB. Keep the mattress on the lowest level if you have to, even lower it to the floor if you can. If your child is not jumping out, is sleeping well, and you like having somewhat of a life at night once your child goes to bed, then FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don’t try to fix what isn’t broken.

I took this giant loooong post to tell you the very important moral of the story: you know your child, and every kid is different, so wait until you know they are good and ready before doing anything. There are a bunch of signs that you can use to determine if your little one is ready to make the move but regardless, there is no need to rush anything. It’s too late for us but SAVE YOURSELVES.

Tell me: have you been in my situation? What did you do?


Alessandra Macaluso is the author of What a Good Eater! , Lucy the Bee and the Healing Honey, and The Real-Deal Bridal Bible. She’s also a Qigong and Tai Chi instructor, and overall wellness advocate. Her work has been featured in several anthologies which can all be found on her Amazon author page, and she has contributed to The Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, TODAY Parents, and many other online publications.

Alessandra is a northerner-turned-southerner, enjoying the south with her children, Penelope and Ciro, and her husband, Greg.

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